god bless gordan ramsey
He yells at adults cause they end up fucking up when they are certified chefs. These are kids who have math homework and im very glad he understands they know nowhere near as much as people he’s used to working with.
(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via natuream)
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
(Source: meladoodle, via distraction)
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
(Source: guy, via stabs)
"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"
i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life
"it’s all in your head"
I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness