mountain-dews:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

He yells at adults cause they end up fucking up when they are certified chefs. These are kids who have math homework and im very glad he understands they know nowhere near as much as people he’s used to working with.

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via natuream)

Timestamp: 1411936986

mountain-dews:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

He yells at adults cause they end up fucking up when they are certified chefs. These are kids who have math homework and im very glad he understands they know nowhere near as much as people he’s used to working with.

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via natuream)

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

(via m1shacolons)

Timestamp: 1411936929

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

(via m1shacolons)

chucksraleigh:

a beautiful ending to a beautiful essay

(Source: shepcrd, via slacked)

Timestamp: 1411936911

chucksraleigh:

a beautiful ending to a beautiful essay

(Source: shepcrd, via slacked)

(Source: coolstoryfuckface, via slacked)

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle, via distraction)

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy, via stabs)

shyowl:

natueral:

eartheld:

mostly nature

all natueral

hippie vibes

(Source: dadjay, via a-cissxj)

Timestamp: 1411936645

shyowl:

natueral:

eartheld:

mostly nature

all natueral

hippie vibes

(Source: dadjay, via a-cissxj)

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

(via -annoying)

Timestamp: 1411936597

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

(via -annoying)

r4dlife:

I think I’m fallen in love

(Source: laadyyblue, via cl0thes0ff)

Timestamp: 1411936530

r4dlife:

I think I’m fallen in love

(Source: laadyyblue, via cl0thes0ff)

profoundboner:

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

"it’s all in your head"

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

(via loyaltothemightiestheroes)

(Source: empty-casket, via a-cissxj)

(Source: feellng, via cl0thes0ff)

fakesnakes:

messiest room award goes to me myself and I

(via cl0thes0ff)

Timestamp: 1411936402

fakesnakes:

messiest room award goes to me myself and I

(via cl0thes0ff)