most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I thought you said beheaded
that would not be an accident
The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.